alexloldun - srs biz

especially from me ROFL

it was maybe kind of cool on the internet long before the ‘epic movie’ came out, but it’s now gay and overused. kids think they’re awesome just because they use the word epic.

How to tell if somebody is gay: they say epic irl.

Only problem is that i’m running out of things to shoot down.
And seaking pictures.

I’ll try to post more of these

But in reality, poverty is good for us, becuase it prevents us from having to shell out over $200 for a pair of nikes, which is what it would cost if they were canadian made. Although poverty sucks dicks for all the povertians (yeah, i made that up), our lives would sucks dicks as well. We wouldn’t have enough money to buy shit, and we’d therefore have to:
a) demand raises for our jobs (which wouldn’t happen because nobody would buy our companies products)
b) demand price reduces (which wouldn’t happen because companies wouldn’t turn a profit and would conflict with a)
c) steal shit (which would cause more people to steal shit and every piece of money would become useless, and therefore conflict with a and b)
d) kill ourselves. probably the only solution for the world to be a happy, BALANCED place.

The only solution to poverty is really just more poverty.

So yeah, it’s best for the greater good if porverty ways stay like they are.
Sorry if this makes me look like an asshole.

Like, there are a handful of ‘holyshit’ diseases that everybody donates too, and these diseases get like 5 billion dollars a year. Okay, that’s great, everyone’s contributing money and running and doing other glorious fundraisers and having a ball, but i have a question; where the fuck is all this money going? do you honestly need 50000 million $ too find out how to cure a disease? can’t you just buy one awesome machine for 50$million? We should be donating money to hire serious scientists to replace the fat fucks who are probably taking all this cancer money and buying shitloads of cheeseburgers.

Or maybe we could buy some huge bigass house for all the homeless to live in. Or maybe just pay dairy queen to make a bigass sundae and drop all of the famined people on it. They could bury into the sundae and make homes, we could give them giant toothpicks to go skiing on for recreation, and they’d never go hungry! omg3in1!

With this money on something that would solve problems for the famined, the homeless, and the bored, and most of all, WE’D SEE RESULTS. suddenly, everything makes much more sense.

I should run for prez and promise sundaes for all.

My posts are:

-Hilarious fudking pictures that will make you lol
-QFTrants that really do make alot of sense if:
A) you’re me
B) you’re like me

You might not understand, but you may as well try.

-Wasteless snippets of my life that don’t matter to you, and possible don’t matter to me. But they’ll be funny to look on when i’m 25 and i realize how gay i was for making a blog.

It’s essentially 300+ pages of worthless text built only for the extremely-cultureloving individual. How do i want to set out reaffirming my cultural identity? I don’t know, but I probably don’t. So far, 1 month into the school year, i’ve answered over 60 questions on how I should be ‘reaffirming’ my culutral identity. Unfortunately, i’m not a very religious person, and i really don’t give a shit about that. I guess i’m inapliccable for this textbook. Maybe i could redo grade 9 again, rather than wasting my time with this globablization spin-off crap? In my knowledge, globalization is when I buy things made in chinese sweatshops for one tenth of the price they normally would cost. It’s a win-win situation for me :) So where does culture come involved? It doesn’t, it’s just masked behind this whole issue of globalization. IMO, reaffirming culture is just a way for self-abusing cultures to steal back artifacts they chose they didn’t want years ago, and steal money from the government they don’t deserve because they’ve decided to ’stick to their traditional ways’ (which just happens to be them keeping their heads in their asses while the rest of the world works hard and develops technology they frown upon), and then they complain their land has been raped while they’ve been sitting on their old, inneffiecient asses. Get with the times, quit whining, and get a decent jobs.

/end rant.

Look past what the CBE is feeding you and look at the big, REAL picture.