alexloldun - srs biz

‘mr. aladdin’ is not at home right now.

*phone rings*
me] hello?
dumbass] hello
[8 seconds of silence]
dumbass] hello?
me] i’m here buddy
dumbass] you know, you ought’a learn how to answer a phone properly

the things i want to do to this guy right now…

there is nothing to do :|
already beat cod4lol
…
maybe i should study.

kids that plaster j lindberg / whatever homosexual brand name all over their profiles.
note to self: these kids are gay.
note to kids: you are gay. nobody gives a shit what you wear except your mom, and it makes your mom love you less when you are a label whore.

the ones that consist of no raw talent and are just random strings of lines barely even relating to the topic.
it doesn’t take talent, so why the hell are these always so famous?

in this blog i post
but i know
it’s not really in hex
only if the html lives forever

when something happens in a sports game, and the ball/puck/whatever bounces off someones head, and then somebody HAS TO SHOUT “way to use your head” and then lolz like crazy. IT IS NOT FUNNY. MAYBE THE FIRST TIME, POSSIBLY THE SECOND, POTENTIALLY THE THIRD. SHUT UP.

i listened to it maybe 5 times to see why everyone likes it - i’ve got nothing. this is possibly the most terrible, embarassing song ever released to the public. it’s basically taking on shitty ‘chourus’ line and repeating it over 10 times in the song. this ’soulja boy’ can’t even spell his name right, and he sure as hell can’t rap or produce. it’s clear that they edited this to shit, and it still sounds like shit. when i first downloaded it, i thought i downloaded something recorded with the kind of recorders that 5 year olds use to hear themselves sing.

i tried another download, and i got the same shitty version. then, i went to iTunes and listened to the preview, and even that version was shitty, you can hear static whenever that retard shouts “YOUUUOUOUOUOUO” (quite possibly the gayest line i’ve ever heard in any song in general, but they insist on putting it in over 50 times.), and the background beat sounds like something a poverty-stricken child from india would play on his scavenged xylophone.

If you disagree with this post, and actually like this 3 minutes of static, i’m still willing to bet you have no idea what the hell he is saying. it seems that for 9/10 of the song, he is:
a) shouting out random lines that have no coarilation with the rest of the song
b) mumbling something completely unaudible.

he can’t even rhyme worth shit. i googled the lyrics, and found this string, something you would have no idea he is saying if you were listening to the actual song.

first of all, if you are going to rap, don’t distort your voice to the point the lyrics are unrecognizable. obviously, the producer did this so we wouldn’t know what this fag was saying

Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Lean And Watch Me Rock
Super Man Dat Hoe
Then Watch Me Crank Dat Robocop
Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock
Jocking On Them Haterz Man
When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Dance
(Now You)
I’m Jocking On Yo Bitch Ass
And If We Get The Fightin
Then I’m Cocking On Your Bitch
You Catch Me At Yo Local Party
Yes I Crank It Everyday
Haterz Get Mad Cuz
“I Got Me Some Bathin Apes”

does it rhyme?
does it have talent?
even for rap, does it make any fucking sense in general?

NO, IT DOES NOT.
WHAT THE HELL ARE BATHING APES?
IF YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE UP LYRICS, AT LEAST MAKE THEM NOT SO FUCKING STUPID TO THE POINT WHERE I WANT TO MAKE MYSELF PERMANENTLY DEAF.

attn “soulja boy”:
fuck off
you don’t need much talent to rap
you just need a generally good beat, and need to know how to rhyme.
you can’t do shit.