when something happens in a sports game, and the ball/puck/whatever bounces off someones head, and then somebody HAS TO SHOUT “way to use your head” and then lolz like crazy. IT IS NOT FUNNY. MAYBE THE FIRST TIME, POSSIBLY THE SECOND, POTENTIALLY THE THIRD. SHUT UP.
i listened to it maybe 5 times to see why everyone likes it - i’ve got nothing. this is possibly the most terrible, embarassing song ever released to the public. it’s basically taking on shitty ‘chourus’ line and repeating it over 10 times in the song. this ’soulja boy’ can’t even spell his name right, and he sure as hell can’t rap or produce. it’s clear that they edited this to shit, and it still sounds like shit. when i first downloaded it, i thought i downloaded something recorded with the kind of recorders that 5 year olds use to hear themselves sing.
i tried another download, and i got the same shitty version. then, i went to iTunes and listened to the preview, and even that version was shitty, you can hear static whenever that retard shouts “YOUUUOUOUOUOUO” (quite possibly the gayest line i’ve ever heard in any song in general, but they insist on putting it in over 50 times.), and the background beat sounds like something a poverty-stricken child from india would play on his scavenged xylophone.
If you disagree with this post, and actually like this 3 minutes of static, i’m still willing to bet you have no idea what the hell he is saying. it seems that for 9/10 of the song, he is:
a) shouting out random lines that have no coarilation with the rest of the song
b) mumbling something completely unaudible.
he can’t even rhyme worth shit. i googled the lyrics, and found this string, something you would have no idea he is saying if you were listening to the actual song.
first of all, if you are going to rap, don’t distort your voice to the point the lyrics are unrecognizable. obviously, the producer did this so we wouldn’t know what this fag was saying
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Lean And Watch Me Rock
Super Man Dat Hoe
Then Watch Me Crank Dat Robocop
Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock
Jocking On Them Haterz Man
When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Dance
(Now You)
I’m Jocking On Yo Bitch Ass
And If We Get The Fightin
Then I’m Cocking On Your Bitch
You Catch Me At Yo Local Party
Yes I Crank It Everyday
Haterz Get Mad Cuz
“I Got Me Some Bathin Apes”
does it rhyme?
does it have talent?
even for rap, does it make any fucking sense in general?
NO, IT DOES NOT.
WHAT THE HELL ARE BATHING APES?
IF YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE UP LYRICS, AT LEAST MAKE THEM NOT SO FUCKING STUPID TO THE POINT WHERE I WANT TO MAKE MYSELF PERMANENTLY DEAF.
attn “soulja boy”:
fuck off
you don’t need much talent to rap
you just need a generally good beat, and need to know how to rhyme.
you can’t do shit.
Tier 1:
Foghat - Slow Ride
Poison - Talk Dirty to Me
Pat Benatar - Hit Me With Your Best Shot
Social Distortion - Story of My Life
Encore: Kiss - Rock and Roll All Nite
Co-op Encore: Beastie Boys - Sabotage
Tier 2:
Mountain - Mississippi Queen
Alice Cooper - School’s Out
Cream - Sunshine of Your Life
Heart - Barracuda
Boss: Tom Morello - Guitar Battle
Encore: Rage Against the Machine - Bulls on Parade
Co-op Encore: The Strokes - Reptilia
Tier 3:
The Killers - When You Were Young
AFI - Miss Murder
The Who - The Seeker
Priestess - Lay Down
Encore: Rolling Stones - Paint It Black
Co-op Encore: Red Hot Chili Peppers - Suck My Kiss
Tier 4:
Black Sabbath - Paranoid
The Sex Pistols - Anarchy in the UK
Sonic Youth - Kool Thing
Weezer - My Name Is Jonas
Encore: Pearl Jam - Evenflow
Co-op Encore: Blue Oyster Cult - Cities on Flame with Rock and Roll
Tier 5:
The Dead Kennedy’s - Holiday in Cambodia
Scorpions - Rock You Like a Hurricane
Aerosmith - Same Old Song and Dance
ZZ Top - La Grange
Boss: Slash - Guitar Battle
Encore: Guns N Roses - Welcome to the Jungle
Co-op Encore: Bloc Party - Hellicopter
Tier 6:
Santana - Black Magic Woman
Smashing Pumpkins - Cherub Rock
White Zombie - Black Sunshine
Tenacious D - The Metal
Encore: Stevie Ray Vaughn - Pride and Joy
Co-op Encore: Matchbook Romance - Monsters
Tier 7:
Slipknot - Before I Forget
Disturbed - Stricken
Queens of the Stone Age - 3’s and 7’s
Muse - Knights of Cydonia
Encore: Living Colour - Cult of Personality
Tier 8:
Slayer - Raining Blood
Eric Johnson - Cliffs of Dover
Iron Maiden - Number of the Beast
Metallica - One
Boss: Lou - Guitar Battle
Encore: The Devil Went Down to Georgia
Bonus Tracks:
An Endless Sporadic - Impulse
Backyard Babies - Minus Celsius
Bret Michaels Band - Go That Far
Die Toten Hosen - Hier Kommit Alex
Dragonforce - Through the Fire and the Flames
Fall of Troy - FCP Remix
Gallows - In the Belly of a Shark
The Hellacopters - I’m in the Band
Heroes del Silencio - Avalancha
In Flames - Take This Life
Kaiser Chiefs - Ruby
Killswitch Engage - My Curse
LA Slum Lords - Down N Dirty
Lacuna Coil - Closer
Lions - Metal Heavy Lady
NAAST - Mauvis Garcon
Prototype - The Way It Ends
Revolverhead - Generation Rock
Rise Against - Prayer of the Refugee
Scouts of St. Sebastian - In Love
Senses Fail - Can’t Be Saved
The Sleeping - Don’t Hold Back
The Stone Roses - She Bangs the Drums
Superbus - Radio Song
owen nolan - 999th career nhl game and he still kicks the shit out of whatshisface LOL.
